Please Tell Me There's an Exit Around Here

Where: Grand Bazaar, Istanbul, Turkey
When: February 14, 2009

We got completely, thoroughly lost in here. I was convinced that was part of the overall plan - we'd get totally disoriented and, weakened by hunger and desperation, we'd have to find a guide and agree to pay him vast sums of money to lead us, along with the cartloads of carpets we found ourselves buying from his uncle and three brothers in our delirious state, to the appropriate exit.